Welcome to!Guidelines and Information. Offensive jokes are fine as long as they are still jokes.
We do make exceptions for extremely offensive jokes. Keep the comment section civil and light hearted. Personal attacks will not be tolerated.
If you want to be a dick, go to. Jokes must be in text format, no emoji's or linking allowed. (YouTube, Imgur, etc). As a measure to prevent spam and reposts we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit to 3 every 24 hours. This subreddit is not a platform for blatant self-promotion.
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If you post a NSFW image/link in the comments, it must be tagged as NSFW (Nudity/gross images) or NSFL (Gore/extremely disturbing images, and only if relevant to the conversation). Jokes must be in EnglishThese are jokes. Some of them are old, and as such reflect the tone of the times. Some of them are new, and just as offensive. Unless it's spam, it stays.If you find certain comments or submissions here offensive, the best way to address it is with more speech.Friends of the sub:.= spoilers(#s).
James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives the woman a quick glance and then casually takes a look at his watch. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No,' he replies. 'Q's just given me a state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it out. Two attorneys have planned to meet for lunch, but one of them shows up 30 minutes late.The one who's been waiting asks his partner: 'What kept you?' 'I ran over a Coke bottle and got a flat tire.' 'A Coke bottle in the road?